Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”
A: “You can’t tuna fish.”
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Here’s one for our WWII vets:
A German man walked up to the immigration desk at the Warsaw airport. The immigration officer asked, “Occupation?”
The German replied: “No, just a holiday.”