I asked my grandmother, “Grandma, is it exciting being 99?”
She said, “It certainly is! If I wasn’t 99 I’d be dead.”
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
“Why are you eating grass?” he asked the man.
“I don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.
“Oh, come along with me then,” the lawyer said.
They climbed into the limo. Once under way, the poor fellow said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking me with you.”
The lawyer replied, “No problem, the grass at my house is about 3 feet tall!”