I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high.
She looked surprised.
“Just relax,” the hospital staff kept telling Jim, but it was to no avail. Jim’s wife was in labor and Jim was a nervous wreck. After what seemed like forever, a nurse came out with the happy news, “It’s a girl,” she cried.
“Thank goodness, a girl,” said Jim, “at least my wife won’t have to go through what I just went through!”
Personal ad found in newspaper:
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